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Total Medals Earned: 2,271 (From 348 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 36,090 Points

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Don't Shit Your Pants

Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)

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Doodle God

Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/70 points)

Doodle Demi-God 10 Points

Unlock half the category groups.

Doodle Almost-God 10 Points

Combine 60 elements to advance civilization and your card collection!

Doodle True-God 50 Points

Discover all elements.

Dragons and Dungeons

Medals Earned: 8/9 (70/80 points)

Girly Girl 5 Points

play as female

Man's Man 5 Points

play the game as a male

Cataclysm 10 Points

destroy everything

Croquet Champion 10 Points

become a master of croquet

Demon Slayer 10 Points

slay a demon

Dragonborn 10 Points

slay a dragon

Whale Rider 10 Points

ride a narwhal

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Drop A Beat, Giuseppe!

Medals Earned: 3/5 (75/150 points)

Con Passione, Giuseppe! 25 Points

Score 5000 points.

Rock On, Giuseppe! 25 Points

There's a place for everyone here.

Was It Worth It, Giuseppe? 25 Points

No

Someone Still Loves You, Giuseppe! 25 Points

<3

Not Gonna Open Up, Giuseppe? 50 Points

Survive two minutes without opening the lid.

Elephant

Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/25 points)

True Story Bro 5 Points

Watch the beginning of the story

End 10 Points

Complete the game

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Elf Story

Medals Earned: 17/44 (175/500 points)

Extra Kupo 5 Points

You've earned extra kupo!

Fanboy 5 Points

You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!

Got Battle Dagger 5 Points

The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!

Got Bombs 5 Points

You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!

Got Wooden Sword 5 Points

The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!

Impalation 5 Points

You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!

Skull 5 Points

You found the hidden skull!

Start 5 Points

Start the game... press the play button.

Dead Bird 10 Points

You found the dead blue bird!

Face Knifed 10 Points

You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.

Gobblo Dagger Kill 10 Points

Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!

Goober 10 Points

You found the Goober action figurine!

No Defense 10 Points

You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...

Weak Defense 10 Points

Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....

Knife 25 Points

You found the knife!

Poop 25 Points

You found bird poop! Yay!

Shrunken Head 25 Points

You found the magical shrunken head!

Arrow Death 5 Points

You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!

Arrow To The Neck 5 Points

Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.

Arrow To The Stomach 5 Points

Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.

Baseball Bat 5 Points

You found the baseball bat!

Giant Fist 5 Points

You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.

Got Soul Bangle 5 Points

You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!

Got Steel Sword 5 Points

You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!

Halfsies 5 Points

You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!

Beatdown 10 Points

You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...

Blue Flames 10 Points

You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.

Bombed 10 Points

You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!

Dagger To La Face 10 Points

You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!

Electrocuted 10 Points

You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!

Fatal Error 10 Points

You found the only way to die in scene 1!

Gobblo Arrow Kill 10 Points

You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!

Gobblo Wood Kill 10 Points

You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!

Pissed Off Shopkeeper 10 Points

Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.

Rock Death 10 Points

You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!

Spin Attack 10 Points

You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.

Spinning Destruction 10 Points

You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!

Squished 10 Points

The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"

Stabbered 10 Points

The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!

Wheel Of Decimation 10 Points

Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.

You Should Block 10 Points

Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....

Controller 25 Points

You found the video game controller!

Game Won 50 Points

You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!

Ogre Destroyed 50 Points

You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!

Empire Business

Medals Earned: 11/11 (160/160 points)

Banking It 5 Points

Unlock the Bank.

Breaking a Thousand 5 Points

Earn $1,000.

Come to Me 5 Points

Unlock the Strong Magnet.

Open Up! 5 Points

Unlock the Cash Box.

Generator 10 Points

Make money just by sitting there.

Lots of Cheddar 10 Points

Earn $10,000.

So You're Saying There's a Chance... 10 Points

Earn way more money than the minted value of the coins.

Virtual Money 10 Points

Let your bank do all the work.

Millionaire 25 Points

Earn $1,000,000.

Time for Expansion 25 Points

Buy the final upgrade.

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Employment fail

Medals Earned: 7/10 (35/50 points)

Brainy 5 Points

Too smart

Enthusiast 5 Points

We need robots

Introvert 5 Points

Doesn't like people

Liar 5 Points

Not sincere enough

Math 5 Points

What about counting flyers?

Stars 5 Points

Out of luck

Unstable 5 Points

Are we getting nervous?

Boring 5 Points

You're too good for us

Navigation 5 Points

We don't have a budget for missing persons

Not my type 5 Points

You've already had those

endeavor

Medals Earned: 3/12 (15/115 points)

Endeavor 5 Points

Fall to the world below.

Glutton 5 Points

Collect 10 endurance fruits.

Smell the Roses 5 Points

Touch 100 flowers.

Infamous 5 Points

Kill 5 creatures.

Antibiotic 10 Points

Kill 20 creatures.

Florist 10 Points

Touch 300 flowers.

Only the Strongest 10 Points

Max out your endurance bar.

Overachiever 10 Points

Collect 11 gems.

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Ender Story: Chapter 1

Medals Earned: 4/17 (20/190 points)

Devotion 5 Points

Guide a priest through a major decision.

Loot Master 5 Points

Raid 15 overworld objects for items.

Lore 5 Points

Read ten books throughout the land.

Not So Super Mushrooms 5 Points

Help an alchemist gather enough mushrooms for his experiments.

Capitalist 5 Points

Horde a total of 4000E at one time.

Illegal Trade 5 Points

Help Sir Render deal with a unusual trader.

The Lost Wallet 5 Points

Help an old man find his missing wallet.

The Mercenary 5 Points

Recruit Krat, the Shadow Assassin, to your team.

To Anger A Gobling 5 Points

Help a bounty hunter deal with his gobling problem.

Unstoppable Akayla 10 Points

Achieve Lv7 with Akayla.

Unstoppable Erion 10 Points

Achieve Lv7 with Erion.

Unstoppable Graden 10 Points

Achieve Lv7 with Graden.

Unstoppable Krat 10 Points

Achieve Lv7 with Krat.

Angel or Devil? 25 Points

Complete all of the side quests by any means necessary.

Bestiary 25 Points

Complete all of the bestiary entries.

The First Chapter 50 Points

Clear the game.

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