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Total Medals Earned: 2,277 (From 348 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 36,160 Points

Relive Your Life

Medals Earned: 30/32 (390/500 points)

100 MPH Spank! 10 Points

Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!

Big Mouth 10 Points

Because bragging gets you nowhere.

Blind Runner 10 Points

Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.

Daytime TV Trio! 10 Points

Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!

Dead Mutant Baby 10 Points

Death snagged you so young!

Dreamin' with Morgan Freeman 10 Points

Yogurt.

Dressing in Drag 10 Points

Rambo is quite the prankster!

Extra! Extra! 10 Points

Check out any of the external links

FYI YOU'RE A SPY 10 Points

Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.

Hellfire Injection 10 Points

Time paid life's bill.

Hide 'n Seek 10 Points

He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!

HomeRun! 10 Points

Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?

Human Appliance 10 Points

Science is bad, M'kay?

I ain't sayin' you a golddigger. 10 Points

But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)

Love at First Fight 10 Points

Your sister figures out love the hard way.

Mee-Yow! 10 Points

A WILD CatFight ensues!

Meet Joe Black 10 Points

This was hilarious to animate :)

Mutually Assured Destruction 10 Points

Everything dies and it's all your fault.

My Hero. 10 Points

No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.

Nice Save! 10 Points

Obviously she's a keeper!

Puppy Love 10 Points

Like OMG, Totes jelly.

Self Consumed Donut 10 Points

Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT

Shoop Da Whoop! 10 Points

Imma firin mah lazor!!!

Tails Never Fails 10 Points

A classic for bidding!

The Amazing Quadrupede! 10 Points

You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!

The Dr. Phil Tango 10 Points

You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.

The Man Who Owns Time 10 Points

"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."

The Naked Mile 10 Points

If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.

Ultimate Velocity Five! 10 Points

You become Saint Awesome!

GODLIKE! 100 Points

You shake hands with the Almighty himself!

30 Rock Date 10 Points

TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!

Lives Worth Living! 100 Points

You found all 29 different endings!

Riddles of Renaissance

Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/305 points)

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Why did the egg cross the road? 10 Points

Because the chicken was waiting for it on the other side.

Pope 25 Points

Get the "Pope" class (10 stars).

Punteggio perfetto 25 Points

Achieve a perfect score (300).

Those are for codardi 25 Points

Complete the game without the use of hints.

Art historian 50 Points

Unlock all the paintings in the gallery.

Enigma Show 50 Points

On Master difficulty, complete the game in no more than 60 seconds AND achieve a pope ranking.

Addicted 100 Points

Beat the game four times without closing it.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Ridiculous Text Adventures

Medals Earned: 3/11 (80/395 points)

That was smart 5 Points

What you should have done is really obvious.

You are a murderer 25 Points

Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.

Nailed the interview 50 Points

You're going to be such a good zookeeper.

How stupid are you? 5 Points

Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.

Suicide 5 Points

You monster.

Your pants are on fire 5 Points

Liar, liar...you get where this is going.

AI never gives up 25 Points

You found a stalker!

Undiscovered, but also working as a toilet cleaner 25 Points

Good luck with your new career.

You are the chair 50 Points

And you should be damn proud.

The only kind of emotional ending in the entire game 100 Points

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You made a deal! 100 Points

I hope you chose the money.

Rise

Medals Earned: 1/11 (10/110 points)

Thief 10 Points

You climbed the tower as a thief.

Barbarian 10 Points

You climbed the tower as a barbarian.

Knight 10 Points

You climbed the tower as a knight.

Monk 10 Points

You climbed the tower as a monk.

Ninja 10 Points

You climbed the tower as a ninja.

Paladin 10 Points

You climbed the tower as a paladin.

Priest 10 Points

You climbed the tower as a priest.

Ranger 10 Points

You climbed the tower as a ranger.

Sorceress 10 Points

You climbed the tower as a sorceress.

Warrior 10 Points

You climbed the tower as a warrior.

Wizard 10 Points

You climbed the tower as a wizard.

Riverside

Medals Earned: 4/4 (40/40 points)

Ending #1 10 Points

You completed to ending 1.

Ending #2 10 Points

You completed to ending 2.

Ending #3 10 Points

You completed to ending 3.

Ending #4 10 Points

You completed to ending 4.

Robinson Crusoe: The Game

Medals Earned: 3/9 (60/220 points)

Happy Shack 5 Points

Reach full happiness in the happy shack without making any 'slip-ups'

Tool Finder 5 Points

Find all 8 useable tools in the game

Wilsooonnnn! 50 Points

Find wilson on the day that he washes on to shore!

Survivor 10 Points

Survive the cannibal attack

Always Energetic 25 Points

Survive 10 days without dropping below 25% Energy

Fed Well 25 Points

Survive 10 days without dropping below 25% Hunger

Forever Satisfied 25 Points

Survive 10 days without dropping below 25% morale

Never Thirsty 25 Points

Survive 10 days without dropping below 25% Thirst

Built All 50 Points

Construct all 11 buildings within 10 days

Roundabout 2

Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/125 points)

You Spin me Right Round 25 Points

Get a score of at least 25 on the Square level.

Hexed 25 Points

Get a score of at least 25 on the Hexagon level

Pent House 25 Points

Get a score of at least 25 on the Pentagon level.

You Tri-ed. 25 Points

Get a score of at least 25 on the Triangle level.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

S.O.P.A. got fingered

Medals Earned: 3/3 (35/35 points)

Get Fingered! 5 Points

Play the FGF game.

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Samantha Wins

Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)

Samantha Wins 5 Points

Lose the game.

Red Wins 10 Points

Meet Reddington.

Cat Wins 25 Points

Keep losing the game.

Samantha Loses 50 Points

Don't lose the game.

Saucy Devil Gordon

Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)

Game Completed 10 Points

Complete the game