00:00
00:00
ohwhatawalrus

ohwhatawalrus's Medals

Search

Total Medals Earned: 2,277 (From 348 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 36,160 Points

The Chalice of Marfa

Medals Earned: 6/10 (180/200 points)

Don't give up, chuck 5 Points

Get Slayn killed...

What a blockhead 5 Points

Get Ghim killed...

Super Reader! 10 Points

Prove your literacy by clicking the Start button...

We Died for a Chalice 10 Points

Get everyone killed simultaneously...

Parn! 50 Points

Unlock Parn

The Lich Is My Bitch 100 Points

Reveal the Lich with your clever, abstract thinking

Getting a bit red in the face 5 Points

Splash Shiris with the payload

I'll break you a cut on these puns 5 Points

Get Orson killed...

Live free or tie hard 5 Points

Get Etoh killed...

You must be stoned 5 Points

Get Deedlit killed...

The Children of Brinn

Medals Earned: 4/7 (25/40 points)

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

the classroom 3

Medals Earned: 3/8 (25/230 points)

LEARNER 5 Points

Complete the tutorial.

BULLY 10 Points

Punch the geek.

CHEATER 10 Points

Finish the first level.

PERVERT 5 Points

What are you staring at?

ONE SLICK KID 25 Points

Alter the test.

VETERAN 25 Points

Swiftly hide through the halls of the school.

FUTURE GRADUATE 50 Points

Complete the game without using passwords.

PERFECTIONIST 100 Points

Complete the game without being caught.

The Drawing Grounds

Medals Earned: 3/8 (15/45 points)

Junior Artist 5 Points

Finished your first drawing.

Randomizer 5 Points

Started a game with a random user.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Messenger 5 Points

Notified someone after taking your turn.

Umad? 5 Points

Found the hidden troll face.

Sketcher 10 Points

Reach a score of at least 10.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

The Elevator

Medals Earned: 4/4 (20/20 points)

Coffee Date 5 Points

A date. With coffee.

Heartbreak 5 Points

Didn't get a Date.

Heartbreak Maybe? 5 Points

Declined a date.

Sweet Kisses 5 Points

Kisses, kisses, kisses.

The Evening of the Son

Medals Earned: 10/15 (65/125 points)

Badass 5 Points

You got some hlep from the Sagi crew.

Breakfast 5 Points

You ate so much meat you gonna pop!

Dr Jones 5 Points

There IS time for loving.

Gunner 5 Points

Had a shootout.

Range 5 Points

Sweet home on it... how I wish I could stay.

Shot 5 Points

Giving it one.

Things 5 Points

I've seen things man, terrible things...

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Coward 5 Points

The coward lives to flee another day.

One Man Army 10 Points

You're like a tank! Ain't nuthin' gettin' through.

Arms Dealer 25 Points

Build a terrifying arsenal.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

The Garden

Medals Earned: 5/5 (25/25 points)

Alarm Clock 5 Points

Ringing in your ears, late, late, late...

Enter Weird Dream 5 Points

It's colorful, at least.

Let Them Eat Cake 5 Points

I think it was tasty?

The Cake is Terrible 5 Points

Or maybe it has terrible taste.

Too Many Signs 5 Points

They're not helping...

The Grocery Store

Medals Earned: 19/19 (355/355 points)

Delicious Dinner 5 Points

No whine and dine! Just dining.

Food Poisoning 5 Points

Poor Ren...

Sleepy Success 5 Points

Food coma galore.

Beef Stew 10 Points

Warm and savory stew.

Chicken Penne 10 Points

Chicken and pasta! Delicious.

Chicken Pizza 10 Points

With pesto and tomatoes!

Lettuce Wrap 10 Points

Noodles and lettuce?

Mystery Noodles 10 Points

Oodles of noodles and... stuff.

Mystery Rice 10 Points

Stir-fried with... stuff.

Mystery Soup 10 Points

Soup. With... stuff.

Pork Ramen 10 Points

Yummy, yummy noodles.

Spaghetti and Meatballs 10 Points

Hearty and filling.

Attack of the Kraken 25 Points

It's not alive!

Chicken Curry 25 Points

Nora's Favorite.

Fried Calamari 25 Points

Crispy and crunchy, yet chewy.

Hamburg Steak 25 Points

Easy and delicious to eat!

Pork Belly 25 Points

Lots to eat! Meat, meat, meat.

Pork Buns 25 Points

Soft and full of meaty goodness.

Cook 'em All! 100 Points

Cooking up a frenzy!

The Lance!

Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/50 points)

Handle on things 5 Points

First Victory

Scrooge McJoust 10 Points

Hoarde 1000Gold without spending it.

Plays Lance A Lot 10 Points

Beat the Champ.

Horses For Courses 25 Points

Buy the best horse. What a bargain!

The Legend of Pandora

Medals Earned: 11/12 (195/205 points)

Dark Rite 5 Points

Find all the differences at the eighth level

Defeated Enemy 5 Points

Find all the differences at the fifth level

Easy Money 5 Points

Find all the differences at the second level

Hard-gained Troffeys 5 Points

Find all the differences at the sixth level

Hunting 5 Points

Find all the differences at the third level

Long-awaited Reward 5 Points

Find all the differences at the seventh level

New City 5 Points

Find all the differences at the first level

The Battle 5 Points

Find all the differences at the fourth level

The Pandora Box is Open 5 Points

Find all the differences at the ninth level

Medium 50 Points

Complete the game in medium mode.

Hard 100 Points

Complete the game in hard mode.

Easy 10 Points

Complete the game in easy mode